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To His Coy Mistress
Andrew Marvell


Had we but world enough, and time,
This coyness, Lady, were no crime.
 We would sit down and think which way
 To walk and pass our long love's day.
Thou by the Indian Ganges' side 
Shouldst rubies find; I by the tide
 Of Humber would complain. I would
 Love you ten years before the Flood,
 And you should, if you please, refuse
Till the conversion of the Jews. 
My vegetable love should grow
Vaster than empires, and more slow;
An hundred years should go to praise
 Thine eyes and on thy forehead gaze;
Two hundred to adore each breast, 
But thirty thousand to the rest;
An age at least to every part,
And the last age should show your heart.
For, Lady, you deserve this state,
Nor would I love at lower rate. 
But at my back I always hear
Time's wingèd chariot hurrying near;
And yonder all before us lie
Deserts of vast eternity.
Thy beauty shall no more be found, 
Nor, in thy marble vault, shall sound
My echoing song: then worms shall try
 That long preserved virginity,
And your quaint honour turn to dust,
And into ashes all my lust: 
The grave 's a fine and private place,
 But none, I think, do there embrace.
Now therefore, while the youthful hue
 Sits on thy skin like morning dew,
And while thy willing soul transpires
At every pore with instant fires,
Now let us sport us while we may,
And now, like amorous birds of prey,
Rather at once our time devour
 Than languish in his slow-chapt power.
Let us roll all our strength and all
Our sweetness up into one ball,
 And tear our pleasures with rough strife
 Thorough the iron gates of life:
Thus, though we cannot make our sun 
Stand still, yet we will make him run. 








 



Quotes on Sex

"Don't knock masturbation--it's sex with someone I love."
--Woody Allen

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer."
--Swami X

"To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals."
--Don Schrader

"I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty."
 --John Waters
 
     "Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it,
 he shouldn't!"
 --George Bernard Shaw









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